Shaking off the Abhishek fever...

D2. Short, sweet & simple. I walked out of the cinema hall swearing to myself that I'd never copy anyone ever in my life. Aish has lost weight, she looks grand! But did Abhishek have to go and lose his manliness too -- weight, muscle, nice clothes which made his shoulders looks like heaven!

Now his head looks like its a largish watermelon stuck on top a bundle of sticks! What's more, he insists of wearing clothes which

are one size too small for him. AND insists on sticking his head out aka Big B - now it looks like a displaced watermelon on top ...... Someone remind him that Amitabh Bachchan stuck his head out when he looked gently into the eyes of the heroine...who (no matter how big she was) looked petite in front of his large frame. So it looked like a giant being gentle. NOT like a displaced skull! And please someone teach him to dance.

I am so dissappointed in AB - I thought Hritik looked grand. All male. Tanned. Toned & Yummy!

By the way you can take that Ash poster off your wall - she's thin enough to be pinned up herself!

(Sigh) The Magic of Bond!

This is the magic that turns an ordinary guy into a demi-god and an OK looking woman with buck-teeth into a semi-goddess! Bond - whose jawbone could cut through glass, whose body works wonders like falling to the ground from 30 feet up & shaking like a cat and running again! Having his heart stop, defiblirate himself and get back to work....Having his balls whipped with a rope that could strangle godzilla and making a crack... Oooh I like this guy!

I, personally, could have never imagined a time in Bond's life when he could have come across a wet damsel in distress and not taken advantage of her! Now I know why and how he became that way!

Hard as rock! Soft and vulnerable too! Can he get any better? I don't think so! The movie was fantastic -- yada yada yada - but I guess you know that already!

Don ki cleavage ko dhoondhna namumkin nahin raha

You've gotta give the indian woman one thing after watching Don. She has finally learnt the flamboyant art of showing abundant cleavage. Gone are the days when lady actors had to wear too tight blouses to show that shadowy line going across the neckline. Today you can ogle at the assets that the indian actress has spent lakhs of rupees on - to your hearts content. But then hey - even the indian man (read shah-rukh khan) has come a long way there. His (ahem) doubtfuly male chest is out there taped into full glory and on display in "Pan banaras wallah!"...Here's to more of it where that came from!
But seriously, before watching the new 'Don' I never realized that 'Face off' was a rip off off the old Don. Think about it....let it sink in!